pizzaforpresident:

if i was trapped inside a room filled with explosives and the only way out was to eat a whole tomato i would die

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yugoslavic:

i had no idea this site cost 1.1 billion i bet its because of my blog 

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xhaymitch:

not with that theme

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repeating-serenity:

my little brother wrote about me for school and this was one of the sentences he wrote. im sobbing “my sister is my role model because she can watch 12 years worth of law and order in 3 months”

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prettylittleliarsforeverbitches:

Spencer’s outfit was called: B-Spears, Hogwarts, aerosmith’s crazy and slutty… so now I have to wear tights

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