January 2012
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africans:
my plans every day:
im going to start my diet today
im going to clean my room today
im going to go for a brisk walk today
im going to take a shower and get dressed for real
my actual day:
oops i slept til 6pm better do some blogging before i go back to bed
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Let's play the "Yes or No" game.
You can ask me anything and I’ll answer honestly, but only with yes or no.
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25. I'm very fidgety. I just have a really hard...
famouslyinappropriate:
MY MOM JUST BROUGHT ME A SANDWICH AND FRUIT
WOW THERE WAS ALSO A CUBE OF FUDGE I DIDN’T EVEN NOTICE AT FIRST
MY MOM JUST BROUGHT ME A SANDWICH AND FRUIT
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we'd probably liveblog the end of the world
omg earthquake!!!!
ahh my mom just got hit by a rock omg!!!!
rip mommy u were a good bitch
flood is coming!!
omg water is in my house
nO NOT MY COMPUter
it's ok i have service on my phone guys
OMG MY SISTER IS DROWnING
aw a fireman is here
he's giving my sister mouth 2 mouth
i ship it omg
otp; i know how to save a life
whoa the earth is like breaking open
byE
africans:
my dad got mad at me because i borrowed his will smith’s greatest hits cd without asking
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alphonseeelric:
thespacecoyote:
I honestly don’t understand how people find boyfriends/girlfriends
Like it seems like some people just somehow
Fall into relationships just like
Oops I tripped into a pit of writhing bodies and one got velcro’d to me
Is that how you do it
#point me to the nearest pit of writhing bodies
marziiporn:
My outsides are cool My insides are blue Everytime I think I’m through It’s because of you I’ve tried different ways But it’s all the same At the end of the day I have myself to blame I’m just trippin’
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quinnilingus:
idk i like kum it’s cute and i like kinn it’s cute and i like puckurt it’s cute and i like kurt a lot mostly i just want to pair him up with people until one of them gets him naked on television i mean what
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literalsigh:
it’s still 2011 where i am I AM STUCK IN THE PAST SEND THE GHOSTBUSTERS
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tea time in the rain: DOES ANYONE WANT A CAT? →
drawingdwarf:
Hey all four people who follow me, I need you to signal boost this for me. I find myself in possession of a cat I cannot keep. My friend moved and couldn’t take him with her. He’s at least part Norwegian Forest Cat (so he’s a long hair) and he’s about two years old. His name is Sebastian, he’s…
kurtana:
i want to go to lea’s party
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scissorsafely:
everyone’s got dates and parties to go to tonight and i’m staying in
blogging
gleehiatussurvivor:
shit that’s gonna happen in 2012
we lose our complete original glee cast
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quitetheharlot replied to your post: quitetheharlot replied to your post:…
post limit. i can’t reply to your messages. :( right homies…where one homie is kind of in love with the other’s boobs. lol your poor followers they probs get sick of me. lol okay no seriously tho i gotta go.
omg whatttt i don’t really understand the post limit i guess because i’ve never hit it before is...
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quitetheharlot replied to your post: quitetheharlot replied to your post: omg under a…
It’s not like I’m wanking to images of your boobs. I’d never do that, I respect you as a person too much to do that. Okay? Just friendly…or yeah no this isn’t friendly at all. I like boobs, no regrets or apologies. And you have nice boobs.
i know okay it’s just that it’s only 3pm and...
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new years: blogging
christmas: blogging
birthday: blogging
natural disaster: blogging
meeting band guys: blogging about meeting band guys
house fire: blogging about having to save the computer
funeral: blogging
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adolfphin:
im on my friends laptop and this is her internet history oMfG what the HELL
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puckermanfabray:
ali puckermanfabray’s top 10 tumblr/rl moments of 2011
Meeting Chelsea Handler, seeing the Speak Now Tour twice, and going to the Monster Ball (I didn’t make posts for these so they count as one xoxox)
The time I lost my car in my schools parking lot [x]
The time I accidentally cursed my mom off in a voicemail [x]
TOO MANY POPES aka my blog title/reason for existing [x]
The...
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quitetheharlot replied to your post: omg under a cut because noa is being fiLTHY …
You’ve given me your cup size and shit. I CAN FUCKING SEE THEM IN MY HEAD. I’d keep them in place for you. I mean what? YES I DID. HOW COULD I NOT???? YOU’RE PRETTY, OKAY? Also I’m not filthy I’m just honest unlike so many other people.
OMG WHAT IS THIS TURNING INTO IT’S NOT EVEN 3 O’CLOCK...
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omg under a cut because noa is being fiLTHY
quitetheharlot replied to your post: quitetheharlot replied to your post: wOW this is…
I LOVE BOOBS KELSEY. AND YEAH I TOLD YOU THAT I LOVE YOUR BOOBS ESPECIALLY. Oh hey I married Naya Rivera’s boobs last night. I’ll send you our wedding portrait soon. Personally I think you should go bra-less from now on.
OKAY WOW YOU ONLY LOVE THEM BECAUSE...
Partying on New Year's Eve?
fauxxe:
Don’t drink and drive-and don’t ride with anybody who does. Tipsy Tow offered by AAA: you don’t have to be a AAA member, from 6pm-6am on New Years Eve/day, they will take your drunk self and your car home for FREE. Save this number… 1-800-222-4357. Please reblog this if you don’t mind.
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quitetheharlot replied to your post: wOW this is big for only two people but there is a…
I can see the shapes tho…and also I have a great imagination just like you ;)
omg sigh if you turned up your brightness i will punch you in th e TIT.
and SORRY i just woke up so i’m still in my pjs and if you think i’m gonna sleep in a bra THINK AGAIN those things sUCK and are BAD for you
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wOW this is big for only two people but there is a beautiful picture of friendship within xoxo whosonbassvoldemort replied to your post: concerning 2011
sigh. you are so lovely1
creys i love you bb i need to make us a bro picture one sec let me do JUST THAT. dammit we’re sassy.
whosonbassvoldemort replied to your post: concerning 2011
THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE AN EXPLANATION MARK
...
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quitetheharlot replied to your post: quitetheharlot replied to your post:…
That’s how I do most of my flirting…then I come of anon and work my magic even more. Except not really lol. The questions are so pointless tho, seriously.
you got mad anon swag, anonoa. mad anon swag.
ah well. like they could just google it or…?
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concerning 2011
just me rambling a little~
so for me, this year has been pretty eventful in my real life and my online life. i joined the faberry/achele tumblr fandom and wow. some of my most fun times this year have been with all of you on this site! i mean…i still remember exactly where i was sitting and doing when ‘likes girls’ happened, and debating with everyone about whether or not to...
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2011 is almost over. Inbox me something you’ve always wanted to say to me.
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Anonymous asked: morning! i have been on your blog before but i don't really take notice of peoples themes. i'd like to continue talking but i'm messaging someone special. maybe we can continue this later?
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quitetheharlot replied to your post: quitetheharlot replied to your post:…
Yeah. I’m more into being the anon person myself. No…not really. I just don’t feel like answering redundant questions. If they want to talk to me, come off of anon. That’s rude of me, isn’t it?
mmm i see. i don’t go anon into peoples’ boxes all that often. only to give them a random compliment really...
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“When I was 18 I wanted to fuck on the floor and break shit. When I was 25 I...”
– Sylvia Plath (via incorrectsylviaplathquotes)
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Anonymous asked: same anon. i believe in the bible but i think if it hadn't been written the world would be better off. no way am i going on your blog you'll find out where i live and my ip. i know that you and your friends use that stat counter thing. so no way. sorry. i'm sure elmo is cute though.
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quitetheharlot replied to your post: quitetheharlot replied to your post:…
i don’t think i’d do good with advice anons. lol you get pervy anons? you know what kind of anons i get..and then there are the ones i don’t post. i’d rather not talk about those.
mmm i see.
nah i don’t. i was saying i was glad i get advice anons more than those hahahaha! i like having conversations with...
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quitetheharlot replied to your post: quitetheharlot replied to your post:…
sighs because i wish i got anons, of course not the kind you get lol. then again i don’t think i like the kind i get either.
what’re you tryna say??? I LOVE MY ANONS. do you mean advice seeking anons? i like it alright, it makes me think.
i think i prefer giving advice and having conversations with anons than...
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Anonymous asked: sorry not ask limit i just had stuff to do. also i think tumblr ate my message? i wasn't talking about this relationship. no way i can even think of taking her home. i think when we die we just don't exist anymore. but thats just me you're entitled to your own ideas no judgement from me. i think the world would be a better place if religion didn't exist. good another person who...
December 2011
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literalsigh:
this is your daily public service announcement that not all men have penises and not all women have vaginas. thank you for your time.
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okay yeah sleep needs to happen the hyper weird 2 am kelsey is being replaced by the too tired to be funny 5 am kelsey so like we should go
night everyone!
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quitetheharlot replied to your post: quitetheharlot replied to your post: so i made…
meh i did anyway. i’m fucking bored. my dash is so dead but my sleeping pattern is off so…yeah no sleep for me tonight.
i’m actually pretty tired…i told my mom i’d go to bed before 4 oop
the number was even specified lol…
i should just sleep. my anon probably hit her ask limit...
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quitetheharlot replied to your post: so i made that post about updating the…
oh i guess i should go check it out?
hahaha you don’t HAVE to i didn’t think anyone CARED since it wasn’t even a real picture of me but actually quite a few went to look sigh my followers are perf
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mama-boo-whore-me reblogged your post: also i think i follow too many australians because…
SECRET KOALA PARTY.
THEY’RE ALL EXCITED FOR NEW YEARS EVE AND I’M SITTING HERE LIKE WOW I HAVEN’T EVEN GONE TO BED YET IT’S ALMOST 4:30 AM????????
also i think i follow too many australians because my dash never dies and then i NEVER GO TO BED.
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so i made that post about updating the illustration in my about and actually quite a few of you went and looked i’m strangely very touched by this
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Anonymous asked: i think that little lie wouldn't work in my family they are all very observent and stuff. no pooping in heaven thats my theory and stinkless farts to. i think i believe that there is neither heaven or hell. i like to think that its true. of course poop is funny even just saying the word makes me giggle.
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Anonymous asked: i'll have to tell them if i bring a girl home to meet them. there's no problems we're just taking things slow for now. do you think there is farting in heaven? thats an honest question by the way. do we poop in heaven? hehe poop.
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Anonymous asked: kert put hiz disc0 stik in blans...
kurtana:
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Anonymous asked: oh and here i thought you were one of those glee fandom wizards. i think i'll tell my mom before my dad. she's more experienced in long distance relationships so i'm letting her handle how it goes. should i not is that a bad idea? i'm only a cursing pervert in my head haha so i dunno?
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still not sure if all of my best blogging happens at night or my worst…
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quitetheharlot replied to your post: quitetheharlot replied to your post: so i just…
haha no i do talk to other people kelsey :P
im sorRY im disTRAUGHT
quitetheharlot replied to your post: SHE DIED?!?!?!?! WHAT’S WRONG WITH ALL THESE FUCKING TV WRITERS? I SHOULD SERIOUSLY JUST TRY MY HAND AT WRITING AND MAKE THE MOST AWESOME TV SERIES EVER YEAH IT’LL BE FUCKING AWESOME OKAY?
IT WILL BE...
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Anonymous asked: are you in team good?
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Anonymous asked: that fist is creepily the same size as my own nice drawing skills. i guess your right about my dad, i'll just have to cross that bridge when i come to it i suppose. i may be starting a long distance thing right now. i'm not really sure i'm letting her set the pace? i know i just mean in general i'm not sure about babies haha. i agree what's the point of heaven if its...
