May 2013
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internetmessiah:
FYI: NEVER tell a girl, “Hey sweetie, how about a smile?” For all you know, her mouth is filled with bees.
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rnilkbreath:
get a perfect hourglass figure in 10 seconds. take all of your vital organs (stomach, liver, etc.) and cram them in with your boobs or your hips, boys will LOVE you
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stuckasleep:
They are burning
they scream for me to save them
and i whisper
no
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grrrlfever:
if ur secretly in love with me u should tell me
not because those feelings might be reciprocated but because its really good for my ego
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This is what I don’t get - Women are impure because males have touched them....
– Comment on Jezebel article “Female ‘Purity’ Is Bullshit” (via jececilia)
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doglets:
actually all of my systems are nervous
sayakakyouko:
fun game:
type trolol into the tumblr tags
keep adding lols until you find an empty tag
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Bust Magazine Talks IUDs!
bedsider:
You know we love us some birth control stories. Looks like BUST Magazine does too! They posted reviews of Mirena and ParaGard IUDs in a two part “IUD, You UD” mini-series. WE UD, BUST, WE UD!
(And that’s why we have so. Many. Articles. About. IUDs. In case you’re interested.)
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graceebooks:
we as a culture really intensely need to get over this idea that having positive feelings about yourself is a negative character trait
911: what is your emergency
me: straight people keep giving me their opinions
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lordoftheinternet:
next time on “kitchen nightmares”: chef ramsay pays a visit to a failing a meth lab in kentucky. can he improve this lazy meth cook’s output and bring him back to the top of the drug world? find out this friday at 8/7c only on fox
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nachobragers:
that’s weird. i was typing in random urls like i normally do, and when i tried unfunny.tumblr.com, it redirected to all of your blogs. all of them, at once.
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skypestripper:
THERE ARE SOME DUMB ASS PEOPLE ON THIS SITE
the-lonely-scottish-guy:
‘stop being overdramatic’ they say
‘i dont know what you mean’ i say as i descend from the ceiling, surrounded by mist