sigurrossgeller:

Man comments “boobies :p” on attractive female friend’s new profile picture in vain hope of creating sexual dynamic

harrygilmore:

that’s ok mum

me in 2012: *tags a reblogged text post with relatable content 'same'*
me in 2014: *tags a picture of a cabbage cut in half 'same'*

farewellstars:

LOOK AT THE LITTLE OCTOPUS LOOK AT HIS BULGY EYES AND THE TINY TENTACLES DON’T YOU JUST WANT TO PUT A LITTLE LEASH ON HIM AND TAKE HIM FOR A WALK IN A PUDDLE

Growth is painful. Change is painful.But nothing is as painful as staying stuck somewhere you don’t belong.

shuckl:

reallylameblog:

amazign:

what should my stage name be

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